aza spades

2008/4/17

So ... I'm "SWINGIN" from this poison Ivey Vine when ....

@ 02:54 PM (19 months, 14 days ago)
All of the sudden ... The vine "SNAPS" !!!!! All these "THOUGHTS" are "FLASHING THROUGHT MY MIND" ... Is this the "END' ??????  Is this how I "GET IT" ????? Is this "MINE" ???? Could be .... I hit the ground and am rolled backwards in a sideways glance. I see my hat come off and dontsee my glasses but have to spend 4 attempts looking for them before I find them. My wife is away at her sisters and I am thinking that I wont tell her about it. A few dys pass and I have to go pick her up. When we get home she is relaxed and watching T.V. when she asks "Did you notice the bruise under me eye" ????  "NO" I say, Which one????? Me left eye ???? OHHHHHHH ....what a shiner ! Must of been hind under all that make up ????? I just laugh and she asks me "WHAT" ???? "NOTHING" I say .... How'd you get it, the shiner, That is ???? I fell she said ...... "HELL NO" ...I am not gonna tell her ....

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  1. hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa ...I'm gettin tooo old fer dis shit ..... I hurts more in da mornin than ever before in a while ..... oOOOHHHHH my ackin body .......

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/04/17 @ 03:01 PM — (Reply)

  2. I'm havin "BEER" fer supper with Tequila shots !!!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/04/17 @ 03:03 PM — (Reply)

  3. When I was about 10, a vine I was swinging on broke and I fell against a tree, back first. Knocked all the air out of me. I passed out for a minute then came to. Couldn't talk or catch my breath for a bit. Weird feeling.
    Also, from a motorcycle wreck that broke 2 ribs and a collar bone, you don't really feel it until a day or so later. Ouch.

    Comment by Burns— 2008/04/19 @ 07:00 AM — (Reply)

  4. I bet the tequila shots cured that ackin body !

    Comment by jim— 2008/04/19 @ 07:13 AM — (Reply)

  5. Were you drunck when it happened ?

    Comment by jim— 2008/04/19 @ 07:14 AM — (Reply)

  6. NO ...NOT Drunck ... BUT...AFTRWARDS !!!!!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/04/19 @ 08:20 AM — (Reply)

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