So ... I'm "SWINGIN" from this poison Ivey Vine when ....
All of the sudden ... The vine "SNAPS" !!!!! All these "THOUGHTS" are "FLASHING THROUGHT MY MIND" ... Is this the "END' ?????? Is this how I "GET IT" ????? Is this "MINE" ???? Could be .... I hit the ground and am rolled backwards in a sideways glance. I see my hat come off and dontsee my glasses but have to spend 4 attempts looking for them before I find them. My wife is away at her sisters and I am thinking that I wont tell her about it. A few dys pass and I have to go pick her up. When we get home she is relaxed and watching T.V. when she asks "Did you notice the bruise under me eye" ???? "NO" I say, Which one????? Me left eye ???? OHHHHHHH ....what a shiner ! Must of been hind under all that make up ????? I just laugh and she asks me "WHAT" ???? "NOTHING" I say .... How'd you get it, the shiner, That is ???? I fell she said ...... "HELL NO" ...I am not gonna tell her ....
