You Might be a taliban IF ...
>'YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...'
>
>1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
>
>2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
>afford shoes.
>
>3. You have more wives than teeth.
>
>4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
>'unclean.'
>
>5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
>
>6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
>
>7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
>your clothing.
>
>8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
>setting off roadside bombs
>
>9. You've uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
>
>10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
>one.
>
>11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
>
>12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
>
>1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
>
>2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
>afford shoes.
>
>3. You have more wives than teeth.
>
>4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
>'unclean.'
>
>5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
>
>6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
>
>7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
>your clothing.
>
>8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
>setting off roadside bombs
>
>9. You've uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
>
>10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
>one.
>
>11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
>
>12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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Comment by Burns— 2008/04/06 @ 09:18 AM — (Reply)
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Comment by aza spade— 2008/04/06 @ 11:51 AM — (Reply)
if youve ever sifted goat cheese through a burka....you might be a taliban
if a bare legged man is ok in public and a women isnt...you might be a taliban
if getting stoned has nothing to do with pot and everything to do with a head injury...you might be a taliban
if you can field strip an AK-47 blindfolded, and cant read the alphabet...you might be a taliban
if you have ever used a pebble to wipe your butt, ...you might be a taliban
if you can eat lambs eyes but not a hamburger...you might be a taliban
and last but not least, ......
if your headgear doubles as your bath gear...you might be a taliban.....thank you very much...im here till teusday...try the pork rinds.....lol...riff
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