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All of the sudden ... The vine "SNAPS" !!!!! All these "THOUGHTS" are "FLASHING THROUGHT MY MIND" ... Is this the "END' ??????  Is this how I "GET IT" ????? Is this "MINE" ???? Could be .... I hit the ground and am rolled backwards in a sideways glance. I see my hat come off and dontsee my glasses but have to spend 4 attempts looking for them before I find them. My wife is away at her sisters and I am thinking that I wont tell her about it. A few dys pass and I have to go pick her up. When we get home she is relaxed and watching T.V. when she asks "Did you notice the bruise under me eye" ????  "NO" I say, Which one????? Me left eye ???? OHHHHHHH ....what a shiner ! Must of been hind under all that make up ????? I just laugh and she asks me "WHAT" ???? "NOTHING" I say .... How'd you get it, the shiner, That is ???? I fell she said ...... "HELL NO" ...I am not gonna tell her ....

"SITDOWN" with Hamas leaders. OK ..Here's the chance for those "BLEEDING HEART LIBERALS"  to do what they say they will do if elected president ! Remember that ???? Moderator for dem debate last few months ago Q: to candidate "OSAMA", What will you do about the problems in the Mid East ???? A: I would have a "SITDOWN FACE TO FACE CHAT" WITH THE LEADERS OF HAMAS ET AL ! Well Carter is trying this now ! Watch as "NOTHING" becomes of it and we all see that "CHIT CHAT" doesnt work with these types ! They only understand "MIGHT" ! So give your best shot "JIMMY" go for it....to bad it will not result in anything positive. wasted efforts , wasted words ! Your stupid if you believe terrorists are moved by your words when for countless centuries the sword has told the tale of how things really are !

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feelin the pain in his ass right now ! Sean Hannity just ripped him a "NEW ONE" !!!!!!! Calling him a real liar and fraud cuaght lying about and fudging data and quaotes from people who know "GLOBAL WARMING" is a fraud!!!

And we start it off with episode of "JERALDO" talk show "SPECULATION" !!!!!! No !!!!!

be an extremely busy Hurricane season ! DUMB ASS SAID THAT LAST YEAR TOO ! And "NOTHING" happened last year it was a near record , dull and boring Hurricane Season of all time ! Demonstrating that scientist are "NOT" in charge of the weather dept !!!!! Nor can "THEY" predict shit !!!!!! Adding yet another "NAIL" in the "GLOBAL WARMING FRAUD" !!!!!!! Afraud which you, The willing "CO-CONSPIRATOR"  Is yet more than ready to commit your services and "HELP" toward further perpitration. This is one "CONSPIRACY" which even "DUGG" would agree is a line of shit given to you the "AMERICAN TAXPAYER" as a front to which you will give up more and more of your freedoms for compliance !

Got it "BABY" .......

Heres something to "REALLY PISS YOU OFF" !!!!!!

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>'YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...'
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>1.  You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
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>2.  You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
>afford shoes.
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>3.  You have more wives than teeth.
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>4.  You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
>'unclean.'
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>5.  You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
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>6.  You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
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>7.  You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
>your clothing.
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>8.  You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
>setting off roadside bombs
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>9.  You've uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
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>10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
>one.
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>11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
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>12.  You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Now someone has a spoon just out of the dishwasher and say they see the image of Jesus on it so what does he do ???? Call the "PRESS' and put it on "E-BAY" hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Well the T.V. News has it on tonights news and shows a really good show of "CAMERAMAN EXPERTIZE" ! I say that because it is difficult to get that really good shot and as any "DRUNCKEN AZA" show viewer will attest. But ......I gotta say the image I saw looked more like "David Kerisch" than Jesus ??????? Oh well ...to each thier own ....