aza spades

2008/3/26

Make mine a "MARTINI" ......

@ 07:27 AM (6 months, 19 days ago)
> Martooni
> A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme a
> martooni.'' The
> bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She
> downs it and says,
> ''Barkeep, gimme another martooni.'' So he goes back
> and fixes her
> another martini. She downs that, and just sits there
> and doesn't say
> anything. Finally after about 10 minutes bartender
> says,'' Would you
> like another?'' She says,'' Oh, no, I got this
> terrible heartburn.''
>
> The bartender says, ''Okay, there are three things
> wrong here:
> Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.
> Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and
> Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's
> in the ash tray.''

Comment(s) »

  1. Ok, one of my few parrot/bartender jokes. Only made note of it because I have a parrot.

    Bill Clinton walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. And the bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool, does he talk?" And the parrot says, "Yeah, but all he does is lie."

    Comment by Burns— 2008/03/26 @ 07:42 PM — (Reply)

  2. A Pretty young lady walks in the bar and orders a beer. "wow that was really good she exclaimes" and orders another....and another and another and proceeds to get quite sloshed....Two truckers at the end of the bar take note of the drunken babe, and easily talk her into the big rig parked out back, and have their way with her......Next day the two sleazeball truckers are back in the bar bragging to each other on last nights events, when the same lady walks in and orders beer again, and proceeds to get just as sloshed as the night before. The two truckers take advantage of her again. Third night she walks back in, the truckers cn't beleive their luck!!!But she orders a water! a water?.....The trucker says "hey lady may I buy you a beer?"...The lady replies "No thank you sir, beer makes my cootchie hurt!....:mrgreen::mrgreen:...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/03/26 @ 11:32 PM — (Reply)

  3. I like the one about the farmer who has a talking dog and a stranger asks if he wants to sell the dog. The farmer says dont believe what he says ...he' s aliar ..hahahahaaa

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/03/26 @ 11:55 PM — (Reply)

  4. hi! aza i started from scratch again wish me luck.

    Comment by Jean gentine— 2008/04/02 @ 04:41 AM — (Reply)

  5. Hi Jean, Whats new with you ? I saw on the news last month that "SEA SIDE" was almost washed away in the wind driven waves. Are you guys alright ??

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/04/02 @ 05:45 AM — (Reply)

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