> Martooni > A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme a > martooni.'' The > bartender goes back and fixes her a martini. She > downs it and says, > ''Barkeep, gimme another martooni.'' So he goes back > and fixes her > another martini. She downs that, and just sits there > and doesn't say > anything. Finally after about 10 minutes bartender > says,'' Would you > like another?'' She says,'' Oh, no, I got this > terrible heartburn.'' > > The bartender says, ''Okay, there are three things > wrong here: > Number 1: It's martini, not martooni. > Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and > Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's > in the ash tray.''
Friday , 3 days before "EASTER" ...I find myself wondering towards the fact that according to scripture this would be the day the Christ was crucufied ! Yes ...ALL day long beginning just the night before, Christ was praying in the Garden of Gesimine. Asking HIS FATHER to pass this cup if it is possible. Thusly having the betrayal of Judas FULLFILL scripture and that Christ being taken before the pochus Pilot, Having been BEATEN, FOR OUR TRANSGESSIONS, BRUISED FOR OUR INIQUTIES AND FINALLY DELIVERED TO HIS CROSS AND HUMILIATED IN THE STREETS ! I find that the movie by Mel Gibson is now probably the best example of the SUFFERING that Christ suffered for our sins ! I learned this when I was young and have had no problem with the following statement as "TRUE' ...... THAT IF YOU DONT ACCEPT THE PUNISHMENT CHRIST TOOK ON HIMSELF ..THAT BEING...HE WAS BEATEN FOR OUR TRANSGRESSION, BRUISED FOR OUR INIQUITIES, PIERCED THROUGH THE SIDE (WOUNDED) FOR OUR SINS, HUNG ON A TREE FOR A CURSE... THAT WE MIGHT BE RECONCILLED TO THE FATHER .....THEN YOU DESERVE TO GO TO HELL AND ALL THIS FREEDOM OF RELIGION AND FROM RELIGION IS A BUNCH OF CRAP CAUSE SURELY ANOTHER WILL COME IN MY NAME AND YOU SHALL SURELY ACCEPT HIM !!!! MOVE OVER MUSLIM YOUR HALF BROTHER CHRIST IS CALLING ....
on tv. They are saying that congress is going to up the gasoline tax 3 more dollars to pay for reduction in greenhouse gases. BUT ...Get this ...If we AMERICANS stop drivin today alltogether that it would only reduce it by one half of one percent !!! Thats like "NOTHING AT ALL" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tHE NEWS CHANNEL REPORTED A SURVEY WAS TAKEN AND ONLY 8 PERCENT THOUGHT THEY WOULD PAY A DOLLAR INCREASE !!!! thats "F'D UP" .....AND ANOTHER WAY BIG BROTHER AND NWO WILL TAKE OVER ! NOT BY YOUR PRESIDENT BUT BY 'COUNSCILE", "COUNCIL ON FOREIGN AFFAIRS" ??????
on this sometime today anyway so I'll just beat 'em to da punch ... Its headline news today about mcCains "MIS-SPEAK" concernin Iran training "MUSLIM EXTREMISTS FOR COMBAT IN iRAQ AGAISNT AMERICAN TROOPS WELL GUESS WHAT, AND I KNOW ITS STILL EARLY YET THIS MORN, BUT I DONT GIVE A FLY'N F#*K GOT IT ..GOOD ....NUKE 'EM ALL NOW ....AND BE DONE WITH IT !!!! BEFORE ANOTHER AMERICAN SOLDIER IS KILLED BY THE FK'S WHO IRAN DID TRAIN ...THEY ARE STILL AL QUEDA ANYWAY ...SO ....
Canadian Sniper wiping out Taliban Snipers. In Afghanistan . These video shots are not made through the shooter's telescopic sight. They are made looking through the spotter's scope. The spotter lies right next to the sniper and helps the sniper to find and home in on the target.
And just like me you all act the sameway ! Oh sure there's those out there who say " OH ITS BAD TO HATE" !! Dont you think I already know that ??????? I have "FUSTRATIONS" MAJOR FUSTRATIONS ! 10 times a day, Hell One of these days it is probably going to give me, My last coronary ! I go along all day dealing with these incidents and when a fustration gets in my way ....I "SMASH IT" .....JSUT LIKE YOU DO .... Then I feel bad about it and sulk , Depressed over how well I handled that one .....I am sure the "DOC" would say ..."WE ALL experience these feelings" .... ya shure ....But now I am seeing the fallace of self richeousnous ....."CAUSE THERE AIN'T NONE" !!! "ALL HAVE FALLEN AND COME SHORT AND ARE IN NEED OF A SAVIOR !!!!!!! christ save us ALL ....
is the reason there is a kkk .........just when things calm down here comes this "FALSE REVEREND" SPEWING THIS HATE SPEECH ......BLAMING "WRONGS" ON "WHITIE" ..... Hey stupid Jeremiah ..... "WHITIES HAVE BENT OVER BACKWARDS TO ACCOMIDATE YOUR STUPID ASS" .....AND WHEN "WHITIE" HEARS YOUR CRAP LIKE THIS , WHITIE KNOWS THAT HE HAS BEEN "BENT" FOR AS A FOOL !!! NOW APOLOGISE TO FARARO FOR YOUR RASCIST REMARKS !!!!!!!!
news programs are nothing but the Democrates doing "DAMAGE CONTROL" !!!!! over this Spitzer crap ... I've heard nothing but "BOOO HOO " how sad that the tabloids would sensationalize such a story !!!! The dems are busy offereing "EXPLANATIONS" over how spitzer or any man is subject to temptation of the 'OLDEST" needs and desire ! In effect the bottom line is 'SPITZER IS AS NORMAL AS ANY OF US" !!!!! BULL SHIT !!!! HE ONLY WANT SPOWER AND POSITION AND MONEY ! THATS THE ONLY THING THIS MULE HEAD IS !
BUT even more than that .....Human Being ! full of FAULTS ! NOW ... It becomes clear that there is NO WAY anyone of us humans can lay claim that WE ... or YOU have a BETTER IDEA on how to run things ! We all have an idea but lose the thought after too long . Every day brings change, Changes we would have never foretold. Distraction comes in many forms heck just change from Sunday to Monday and everyone knows there's going to be trouble. Well what about days change from Tuesday to wedsnday and than the unforcertain becomes big business as people like Silvia Brown try to "HELP" .....hummmmm. Anyway, You guys have a "NICE DAY" and find some way to get it together baby !!!!!!
BURK ... an arrest has been made....and it looks as though another black will be going to prison. In the murder case of CARSON... The hunt is on for another BLACK who will be heading to prison just as soon as he can be captured ! It is now believed that the murderer of CARSON was an "INITIATE" of the "HOOVER CRIPS GANG" a spin off of the "CRIPS" gang of L.A. California ... hummmmm more 'GANSTA RAP' VICTUMS OF SOCIETY !!!!!!! HAHAAAA SURE, "ACCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY" !!!!!!! SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE WOMANS CLAIM AGAINST GAMBLING CASINOS THAT I HEARD THIS MORNING. SOME WOMAN THINKS THAT THE 1 MILLION DOLLARS SHE LOST IN JERSY AND LAS VEGAS SHOULD HAVE SOMEHOW BEEN THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE CASINO TO STOP HER AND HER ADDICTION !!!!!!!!! GO FIQURE HAHAHAAA
Now your favorite bottled drinking water is dangerous to drink ! Found inside the water, during tests , reveals that the water contains drugs, hormones ( I didnt know you could make a ho moan) ... EPA officials revealed to news agencies.
Some mortgage companies tossing customers’ personal data in the trash
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Data in the Dumpster In Cleveland, a defunct mortgage lender tossed personal data on hundreds of people in the trash. Tom Meyer of NBC affiliate WKYC tracked some of them down.
The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish it's brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?'
The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. The Colonel's Adjutant, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked what was HIS opinion? With no hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? "Well Sir, began the PFC, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent. God Bless the Marine Corps.
Tuesday when I went to vote. The Darnest thang ... I stood in the line to get my vote form When I noticed the line was in 2 ... Republican and Democrate. I didnt worry I thought when I got to the table I would get a Ballot with the names of all the candidates listed on that .....WRONG... The stupid est thang !!! I stayed in the line and recieved a "STRAIGHT REPUBLICAN TICKET" form ....WTF ???? I dont go by that !!! I will vote for whom ever i plaese regardless of party affiliation !!!!! Dont "ASSUME" because I want to vote republican that I want all republican candidates ...."NO, NO, NO" as my wife would say .... So I lodged a complaint with the first polling judge I could get ahold of and tell them of this....the response ????? "WELL ... IT WONT BE LIKE THAT WHEN IT COMES TO THE PRIMARY" .... I can only hang my head in astonishment at how dumb people can be !!!!!!!!!!
It's a little long but it gives you a warm feeling when it's over!!!!
Adios Amigos.....
Do you remember when Puerto Rico was raising heck about the US Navy using that nothing little island just off the coast of Puerto Rico for bombing practices, which they had used for the past 75 years?
Demonstrations were held; Hollywood left wingers, Al Sharpton, and his fellow demagogues went down there to demonstrate to get the Navy out?
I am sure it infuriated you just as it did me at the time. Well, here is our revenge. Always be careful what you ask for, you just may get it!
One of the many headaches that the U.S. has had was the Puerto Rican island of Vieques. In the waning years of the Clinton Administration protesters demanded that the US Navy abandon bombing and naval gunfire exercises that had taken place on the largely uninhabited island for nearly seventy years.
In 2002, the bombing exercises were transferred to an Air Force bombing range in central Flordia not far from Jacksonville and Penscola Naval Air Stations. In January, many of the protesters were back in Puerto Rico, celebrating the final bombing exercise on Vieques and waved Puerto Rican flags and placards that read 'U. S. Navy, get out of Puerto Rico.'
The following February, Rumsfeld announced that the U.S. Navy will close the Roosevelt Roads Naval Air Station in Puerto Rico in 2004, eliminating 1200 civilian jobs as well as 700 military positions. This naval facility is estimated to have put nearly $300 million annually into the local economy.
The next day a stunned Governor Sila Calderon, held a news conference in San Juan protesting the base closure as a serious blow to the Commonwealth's fragile economy. The governor stated that 'The people of Puerto Rico don't now or never did have an interest in closing the Vieques bombing range or the Roosevelt Roads naval base. We are interested in both staying in Puerto Rico.
When asked, the Commander-in Chief, Western Atlantic Command, said, 'Without Vieques, I see no further need for the facility at Roosevelt Roads. None.'
So, Yankee go home? Fine. But we'll take our dollars with us. Hasta la vista, baby!
