aza spades

2008/1/28

Real INVESTMENTS strategies that actually add up !!!

@ 12:44 PM (22 months, 4 days ago)
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel
stock one year ago, it would Now would be
worth $49.00.
 
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left
of the original $1000.00.
 
With WorldCom, you would have had less than
$5.00 left.
 
If you bought $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock
you'd have $49.00 left.
 
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of
beer one year ago, Drank all the beer, then
turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling: 
You would have had $214.00.
 
Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
 
It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Comment(s) »

  1. Well in light of that info.....(to quote an alan jackson cover)...sing with me...."POP a top again.......Ill think Ill have another round....set em up my friend......lol...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2008/01/28 @ 09:58 PM — (Reply)

  2. here Ernie ..its called the "401 KEG PLAN" ....

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/01/29 @ 02:15 AM — (Reply)

  3. hahaaaaaaaaaa I was singing that song just a bout 12 hours ago....soon it will be time for it again ........

    Comment by aza spade— 2008/01/29 @ 02:17 AM — (Reply)

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