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> HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE
>
> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
> wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
> could see from the bedroom window.
>
> George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
> there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police
> who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he said "No". Then they said
> that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and
> an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up,
> counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
>
> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
> in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've
> just shot them all."
> Then he hung up.
>
> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
> ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars
> red-handed.
>
> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd
> shot them!"
>
> George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"